Yes, Yes I know, my last name is not the easiest name for some people to say...
T-I-T-S-W-O-R-T-H
and is it weird that I work for an OBGYN and that my father in law, Mr.Titsworth works for asco...yes that is pronounced ASSCO...(:
It isn't like I dreamed as a little girl about having a name like Titsworth as a last name. Right?
I mean...McEntyre, Smith, Lopez, Cullen, Black.....would have been what I dreamed about...
not Titsworth!
I find it funny that after talking to some of my friends and when they saw my last name for the first time they thought it was a typo or misprint. Ha!
Some of my girls past teachers that see my last name is Titsworth, they can't call me "Mrs.Titsworth".
I wish I could count on my fingers how many times someone has asked me,
"Well, are your tits worthy"?
Yes I have been asked that on multiple occasions and I just smile
and politely say
Yes they are...are yours?
Usually gets them every time!
If I didn't love Brian, I mean Mr.Titsworth as much as I do, I wouldn't have changed my last name to Titsworth.
I do hyphenate my last name most days to Lam-Titsworth, since my girls last name remained Lam.
Then you have my best friend Lorina who calls me LamTits...whatever works for ya!
(She just likes to say Tits I think and that's the only way she can get away with it)
David is stuck with the name FOREVER! I hope he finds a beautiful young lady way in the future that doesn't care that his last name is Titsworth.
I love my last name, because it links me to one of the sexiest, sweetest, loving men in the world! My hubby, Mr. Titsworth...I think I will start referring to him as Mr.Titsworth instead of Brian.
Yes I like Mr.Titsworth better for sure!
So with Valentines around the corner...I can't wait to spend it with Mr. Titsworth!
Oh and don't be afraid to call me Mrs.Titsworth, Mrs.T, Mel....as long as it is a nice name...(:
Blessings,
Mel
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